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Jun. 3rd, 2013 09:37 amHello. You have reached Charles Foster Offdensen. I'm sorry I can't speak with you in person at the moment, but please leave me a message and I'll be in touch with you as soon as possible.
Oh, and, uh, boys, if this is one of you, you only need to leave me one message. Just one. That's it. I get all of them. One message. Plenty of notice, right there. Just one. Thank you.
[ahem]
Take care. Talk to you soon.
Oh, and, uh, boys, if this is one of you, you only need to leave me one message. Just one. That's it. I get all of them. One message. Plenty of notice, right there. Just one. Thank you.
[ahem]
Take care. Talk to you soon.
