IC Contact Post

[ninjamanager]

Hello. You have reached Charles Foster Offdensen. I'm sorry I can't speak with you in person at the moment, but please leave me a message and I'll be in touch with you as soon as possible.

Oh, and, uh, boys, if this is one of you, you only need to leave me one message. Just one. That's it. I get all of them. One message. Plenty of notice, right there. Just one. Thank you.

[ahem]

Take care. Talk to you soon.

Comments

[thats_brutal]

Robot.

[thats_brutal]

Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh I, uh, wanted to say that, uh, you're not a robot. That was just a reflex. Like, you know, throwing shit at Murderface. You can't help it it just happens.

[thats_brutal]

What the fuck do you mean by I only need to leave one message, anyway? What is this like Nazi Germany where you get to dictate how many fucking messages I get to leave? If you don't call me back and I think of something else to say is it like "Oh well shit I already left a message so I guess this new thing isn't important enough. Better just fucking forget it before he calls me back because that's what's gonna happen anyway" Next thing... next thing you're gonna say is I'm gonna need a to-do list or whatever before I talk to you to make sure I don't forget anything because I won't be able to talk to you more than o-- **BEEP**

[thats_brutal]

YOUR VOICEMAIL FUCKING CUT ME OFF! douchebag

[thats_brutal]

[muttering] Uuuuhhh. Just for the record... the douchebag was directed at your voicemail.... not at you.




















douchebag.

[ninjamanager]

Of course it wasn't.

Nathan, why were you leaving me a message? If it wasn't the robot thing. Did you even have a reason? Hm?

Did you?

Something relevant?

Something I should, ah, pay attention to? Because I'm, ah --

I'm kind of busy.

[thats_brutal]

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[pause]

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnope.

[ninjamanager]

Okay, then.

Goodbye, Nathan.